Travelling Worm

A bookworm's travelogue

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  • Litchfield National Park in the Northern Territory

    This is the blog of Mark Wordsworm, the travelling worm. I’m a 25-year-old bookmark and can proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC) .

    Today’s travel notes

    Me and the TC are usually pretty easy to please, but we were just a wee bit disappointed with our recent day-trip to Litchfield National Park. The park is in Australia’s Northern Territory, about 100 km from Darwin. It was 16th May, about 3 weeks ago, and we were in Darwin to attend a conference. We took a coach trip to Litchfield, because the TC was nervous about driving around the bush on her own.

    “Bah humbug,” she was thereafter heard to exclaim. “Litchfield is a walk in the park.”

    My impressions? Tame, but with some pretty colours. The termites and waterfalls are good.

    Travel tip

    If you’re looking for a full-on nature experience, don’t take a coach tour to Litchfield.

    The book I’m in

    Gone Tomorrow, by Lee Child. This worm is quite taken by Jack Reacher, the hero of this book. He’s a modern-day swashbuckling pirate, in a ruthlessly homeless kind of way. I wouldn’t like to bump up against him on a dark night. Unless he’s on my side, of course.

    The photos

    Me knocking on the door of a cathedral termite mound:

    Litchfield National Park in the Northern Territory
    Litchfield National Park in the Northern Territory

    The termite mounds in the Northern Territory are fascinating, even awe-inspiring. The TC rabbits on about them looming up from the bushes and standing silently in amongst the trees. We saw a number of different types. The cathedral termite mounds are huge and shapely:

    Litchfield National Park in the Northern Territory
    Litchfield National Park in the Northern Territory

    The magnetic termite mounds are eery and otherworldly. They’re thin and wide, and all built in parallel lines. Wherever you find them, they’re lined up to the the Earth’s north-south axis. I wrote a bit about the magnetic mounds we found near Humpty Doo, just outside Darwin. Here’s one, with a cathedral mound behind it, in the Litchfield National Park:

    Litchfield National Park in the Northern Territory
    Litchfield National Park in the Northern Territory

    Termite mounds are extremely hard. Our coach driver told us that people used to crush termite mounds and mix the resulting grounds with water, then spread it to make airstrips in World War 2 and later tennis courts.

    Another fascinating fact from our coach driver: 80% of the trees in that area of the Northern Territory are hollow. Their trunks have been eaten out by termites. The termites and the trees survive quite happily this way, with the termites providing nutrients to the tree and the soil. This is a picture of a palm tree with a termites’ nest inside:

    Litchfield National Park in the Northern Territory
    Litchfield National Park in the Northern Territory

    Litchfield has a number of pretty rock pools where you can go swimming. You do need to make sure you’re well into the dry season and all the salties (salt-water crocodiles) have retreated towards the sea. The TC went swimming in the pool under the Florence Falls:

    Litchfield National Park in the Northern Territory
    Litchfield National Park in the Northern Territory

    A number of large black fish shared the experience. One of them made so bold as to give her a painful nip in the thigh. I’m glad I wasn’t in the water with these fellows:

    Litchfield National Park in the Northern Territory
    Litchfield National Park in the Northern Territory

    There’s a pretty walk around the Florence Falls. It’s a bit spoilt by the helpful signs explaining how you can make your garden look like this too. Nevertheless, we managed to look past the signs and enjoy the bush and the lovely colours enhanced by a recent burn:

    Litchfield National Park in the Northern Territory
    Litchfield National Park in the Northern Territory

    More colours:

    Litchfield National Park in the Northern Territory
    Litchfield National Park in the Northern Territory

    A bit of pink:

    Litchfield National Park in the Northern Territory
    Litchfield National Park in the Northern Territory

    Some yellow:

    Litchfield National Park in the Northern Territory
    Litchfield National Park in the Northern Territory

    This dude is very interesting. I’m not sure exactly what it is. It’s a creature inside a coat of sticks. All you can see of the creature is the bit that attaches it to the stick.  Is it a fellow worm? An insect perhaps? Let me know if you know what it is:

    Litchfield National Park in the Northern Territory
    Litchfield National Park in the Northern Territory

    These are the Wangi falls:

    Litchfield National Park in the Northern Territory
    Litchfield National Park in the Northern Territory

    The wetlands around the Wangi falls were more like the swamps we were expecting to see in the Northern Territory:

    Litchfield National Park in the Northern Territory
    Litchfield National Park in the Northern Territory

    Summing it up, this worm thinks that if you only have a day to spend then the Spectacular Jumping Crocodile Cruise is more interesting. On that tour, you see the wetlands around Humpty Doo as well as the Adelaide River with the salties, and a bit of the bush around Darwin too. I wrote a blog post about it. If you have more time, then probably Kakadu is the thing. We didn’t have time for that this trip.

    If you’ve seen a lot more of Litchfield than we did and you found it awe-inspiring, let me know.

    That’s all for today dudes.


  • In and around Darwin

    This is the blog of Mark Wordsworm, the travelling worm. I’m a 25-year-old bookmark and can proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC) .

    Today’s travel notes

    Darwin is an interesting place to be. I suspect it’s a city of many faces, depending on when you’re there and who you’re travelling with. One thing is guaranteed: the heat. At 12 degrees south, it’s decidedly tropical. Darwin is in the Northern Territory, at Australia’s Top End. The TC and I were there in May, soon after the start of the dry season. If that’s dry, this worm would prefer not to be there in the wet.

    My impressions? It’s a bit warm in Darwin.

    Travel tip

    If you plan to walk down Stokes Hill Wharf, take your time. It’s a long wharf and, in case I haven’t mentioned it, Darwin is a bit warm.

    Another tip for free: Go looking for the crocs. I wrote about them last week.

    New word of the day

    “Calenture” – a tropical fever suffered by sailors, who think the sea is a green field and want to jump into it.

    The book I’m in

    DON’T TELL MUM i WORK ON THE RIGS she thinks I’m a piano player in a whorehouse, by Paul Carter. This book is full-on, extreme energy. Paul Carter tells tall tales of his many years spent working on oil rigs in and around Australia. Adventure and danger, funny and nasty, they all rub up against each other in this book. Highly recommended.

    The photos

    Me hanging out on a Darwin city street:

    In and around Darwin
    In and around Darwin

    I promised a devoted follower that my next post would tell a tale of peril. Here it is. The TC wanted to show the enormous size of the ivy leaves in Darwin. Note her lamentable lack of regard for my safety. Now you see me, now you…

    In and around Darwin
    In and around Darwin

    … don’t!

    Truth be told, Darwin city centre is not much to write home about. This picture is taken from the corner of Mitchell and Knuckey streets, looking up Knuckey. It’s all happening, folks:

    In and around Darwin
    In and around Darwin

    Here’s The Mall on Smith street:

    In and around Darwin
    In and around Darwin

    Darwin is “one of Australia’s most modern capital cities”. That sounds pretty impressive, and even more so when you learn why it’s true. The city has had to be rebuilt twice in recent history: once after the Japanese bombed it in World War 2, and then again after Cyclone Tracy hit in 1974. Tracy just about flattened the town hall (originally the Palmerstone Town Hall). The Darwinites have preserved the ruins, to remind people of that blustery Christmas Eve in 1974:

    In and around Darwin
    In and around Darwin

    Tracy was quite a ruthless gal. She holds the record for being the most compact tropical cyclone ever to hit Australia. Indeed, she was the most compact world-wide until Marco in 2008.

    Not far away from the town hall ruins, this old man banyan tree stands in Darwin’s Civic Square:

    In and around Darwin
    In and around Darwin

    Banyan trees are fairly ruthless in their own right. The banyan starts life as a seed, eaten by a bird and then deposited on another tree’s branch as part of a bird dropping. The banyan starts growing and sends down roots to the ground. The host tree becomes cocooned in banyan roots and branches. Eventually the host dies and the banyan lives on. With good reason, banyans are also called “strangler figs”.

    Cyclones and stranglers aside, it’s peaceful around the great banyan now, with birds tweeting and lizards scurrying:

    In and around Darwin
    In and around Darwin

    This debonair traveller took a close look at the strangler’s roots:

    In and around Darwin
    In and around Darwin

    Later we moseyed down Stokes Hill Wharf. The TC confessed her disappointment at not finding the wharf littered with plaques and other memorabilia related to Baz Luhrmann’s film “Australia”. Between you and me, I will point out that she would have been the first to complain if we’d found hundreds of tourist traps. The wharf is also the place where many Japanese bombs fell during the WW2 attack on Darwin. Wikipedia says that more bombs were dropped on Darwin than on Pearl Harbor. Here’s a view of the wharf today, just before the TC and I started our long walk:

    In and around Darwin
    In and around Darwin

    Some of the locals are a trifle scathing of the new suburbs springing up around Darwin. People say the new houses are built without regard for “natural air conditioning”. Evidently the earlier houses were better built to take advantage of breezes. Take it from this worm, there’s precious little breeze to take advantage of. What air there is, is moist and warm. It licks your face like a bulldog’s tongue.

    The TC professed admiration for many of the new buildings. The new suburb we saw had direct boating access to the harbour and the Timor sea. Here’s another interesting tidbit, courtesy of this worm: the tidal variation is 6 to 8 metres. That means that the water level drops by 8 metres when the tide goes out. So there’s a system of locks to keep the boats afloat.

    In and around Darwin
    In and around Darwin

    Outside Darwin there’s a tiny place with the picturesque name of Humpty Doo. (Yes, really.) Close by we spotted these eery constructions:

    In and around Darwin
    In and around Darwin

    They’re about the same height as the TC, about 4 feet across, sharp on top and only as wide as the TC’s hand. They all face in exactly the same direction. Seeing them, you feel restful and tranquil because they’re just there and they’re so neat. And yet, underlying the tranquillity is an unease. They’re weird, because they’re so neat.

    They are magnetic termite mounds. The termites build them all facing in the same direction, more or less exactly on the Earth’s north-south axis. Boffins say that the termites do this to keep warm, by catching the sun’s rays. This worm finds it hard to believe anyone would need to catch more warmth in Darwin. Here’s a closer look at one of the mounds:

    In and around Darwin
    In and around Darwin

    While we were at an Aboriginal art centre just outside Darwin, the TC was given a baby wallaby to hold. Sally is her name. A car hit Sally’s mother while Sally was in her mother’s pouch. Sally survived and is now thriving on bottled milk and tender loving care of one of the staff members at the art centre. Here’s the obligatory cute snap:

    In and around Darwin
    In and around Darwin

    One of  Darwin’s “must do” activities is a trip to the Mindil Beach Market. It happens every Thursday and Sunday evening during the dry season:

    In and around Darwin
    In and around Darwin

    You can buy all sorts of things there, including dinner. The TC found the food “ordinary”, but she has expressed some enthusiasm for the smoothies. Best of all, though, is to be there when the sun goes down.

    In and around Darwin
    In and around Darwin

    Drift down to the beach, just the other side of the stalls, and watch the sunset.

    Me doing just that:

    In and around Darwin
    In and around Darwin

    That’s all for today dudes.


  • Jumping crocodiles near Darwin

    This is the blog of Mark Wordsworm, the travelling worm. I’m a 25-year-old bookmark and can proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC) .

    Today’s travel notes

    Peg, the TC and I have all been in Darwin, in Australia’s “Top End”, for the past week. The TC, bless her cotton socks, booked herself on a Spectacular Jumping Crocodile Cruise. As is her wont, she took me along. I consented to pose in front of the bus for the obligatory snapshot, then retreated to the safety of my book nestled deep in the TC’s bag. Peg was nowhere to be seen. She’s a very together type of gal and knows when to keep herself out of harm’s way.

    My impressions? The Northern Territory’s salties are horrifyingly beautiful.

    Travel tip

    Believe it when they tell you not to put your arm out over the side of the boat.

    The book I’m in

    Past Caring, by Robert Goddard. Definitely a “the thot plickens” type of book. This worm recommends it whole-heartedly.

    The photos

    Me and the only type of jumping croc that I allow anywhere near me:

    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin
    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin

    We were lucky enough to have the one and only Rod as our bus driver and guide. He knows a great deal about the bush, the swamps and the history of Darwin. I was sorry when the tour ended, because he’d only been able to relate a fraction of the stories he knows of Darwin and surrounds. The photo below shows us driving over the dyke at Fogg Dam. Rod told us all about the doomed Humpty Doo rice project, of which Fogg Dam is part. People built the dyke to control the water in the Adelaide River wetlands, so that they could grow rice. Alas, after the first big wet season most of the rice ended up in the Timor Sea. Did you notice the crocodile toys on the dashboard? We were very soon to see the real thing!

    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin
    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin

    A pretty little Jacana bird wanders through an idyll soon to be shattered:

    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin
    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin

    A late-blooming Lotus lily lures and lulls the unwary:

    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin
    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin

    But wait. Take a closer look at those low-lying dark humps at the middle right:

    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin
    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin

    Oh yes, the TC has spotted her first crocodile.

    Next stop, the reception room for the Spectacular Jumping Crocodiles Cruise:

    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin
    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin

    Then out onto a reassuringly solid-looking boat:

    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin
    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin

    Gotcha! We walked straight on through that boat and onto the much more intimate craft that would ferry us around the croc-infested banks of the Adelaide River:

    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin
    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin

    The TC, of course, was delighted. So much more real. So much more opportunity to get close to the crocs. Better photographs. Yada yada yada.

    Sure enough, we were but a couple of metres off the mooring point when this charmer hove into view:

    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin
    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin

    That was when yours truly, the Travelling Worm, huddled deeper into my book and did my utmost not to attract the TC’s attention. It’s at times like this that she’s apt to whip me out and parade me in front of whatever’s going on, to snap that killer photograph. (Aah, bad choice of words on two counts, worm!)

    From this point on it’s all go:

    For the faint of heart, here’s a still of the same crocodile:

    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin
    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin

    For the tender of heart, here are some baby crocodiles. They’re hatchlings, about 6 inches long:

    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin
    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin

    Aah, so cute! Beware, mum is not far away:

    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin
    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin

    Isn’t she gorgeous? Here’s the video:

    So, if you ever see a footprint like this:

    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin
    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin

    Then look out for a poser like this:

    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin
    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin

    Now I’m back home in the arms of my loved ones. Drool has had his nose put out of joint by my tale of creatures more prehistoric even than he. Peg is, as so often, my anchor:

    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin
    Jumping crocodiles near Darwin

    That’s all for today dudes.


  • The black cockatoos are in town

    This is the blog of Mark Wordsworm, the travelling worm. I’m a 25-year-old bookmark and can proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC) .

    Today’s travel notes

    For someone who professes to be the friend and companion of a travelling worm, it seems to this worm that the TC has an unhealthy fascination with birds. She’s been taking pictures of the black cockatoos that have just arrived in our neck of the woods.

    Needless to say, I stayed well out of sight. Black cockatoos are partial to the odd grub or two, and I don’t rate their level of discernment very highly. I think they’d pounce first and ask questions second.

    “Oops, sorry, did I just swallow Mark Wordsworm, the famous Travelling Worm?”

    These are the Sydney yellow-tailed black cockatoos. They seem to drop in at around this time every year, probably because a certain type of gum tree is in flower.

    The book I’m in

    Lake News, by Barbara Delinsky.

    The photos

    Me not inviting attention from a big cocky bird:

    The black cockatoos are in town
    The black cockatoos are in town

    Black cockatoos are difficult photographic subjects, because they’re… well, black. Here’s what the TC managed to get.

    Looking savvy:

    The black cockatoos are in town
    The black cockatoos are in town

    Looking cute and fluffy:

    The black cockatoos are in town
    The black cockatoos are in town

    Showing off the yellow tail:

    The black cockatoos are in town
    The black cockatoos are in town

    Prowling along a branch in silhouette, pretending to be a black panther and then spoiling it by squealing like an eagle:

    The TC in hot pursuit, snapped by the TC-once-removed:

    The black cockatoos are in town
    The black cockatoos are in town

    That’s all for today dudes.


  • Bush-walking in the rain

    This is the blog of Mark Wordsworm, the travelling worm. I’m a 25-year-old bookmark and can proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC) .

    Today’s travel notes

    The TC is mad. Not raving, just quietly but significantly bananas. This is by now a well-established fact. Nevertheless it bears repeating. In particular, if she invites you out on a walk and says the clouds mean nothing, don’t believe her!

    Last week she went walking in the Manly Dam reserve in a rain storm.

    My impressions? I do concede that the TC is right when she says the Ozzie bush is beautiful in the rain.

    Travel tip

    Don’t wear shoes that matter to you. When it rains in the Australian bush, you’ll be up to your ankles in fast-flowing mud within five minutes.

    The book I’m in

    Blindman’s Bluff, by Faye Kellerman. I’ve moved on a few pages since yesterday. I’m still near enough the middle of the book to feel secure, but it’s getting close to the time when I start worrying that the thickness of pages left is not enough to prevent me warping.

    The photos

    Me in the Sydney wet. I tend to go to pieces in a storm, and my famous blue raincoat is torn at the shoulder. Luckily I had another effective, if less stylish, waterproof covering with me:

    Bush-walking in the rain

    Picture this: It’s pouring with rain, all sensible souls are playing couch potato couch potato, but there’s the TC setting off into the bush with her purple umbrella unfurled:

    Bush-walking in the rain

    It’s not long before she starts ooh-ing and aah-ing at the sights she beholds. The only camera at hand is her iPhone, but she is not deterred. Every photo in this blog post was taken on the iPhone:

    Bush-walking in the rain

    “Ooh,” coos the TC, “the fairies have strung up their party lights behind an Old Man Banksia”:

    Bush-walking in the rain

    Raindrops dangle:

    Bush-walking in the rain

    If you look carefully, you’ll see the spider lurking in the leaf on his rain-spangled web:

    Bush-walking in the rain

    Don’t expect to stay dry even if it’s not actually raining. Dripping branches bar your way:

    Bush-walking in the rain

    Rivulets of water make swirling patterns in the sand, echoing the patterns in the rock:

    Bush-walking in the rain

    Here’s a vista with a rain-lit bush in the foreground:

    Bush-walking in the rain

    A grass tree in the wet. People also call these plants blackboys or Xanthorrhoea:

    Bush-walking in the rain

    Raindrops perched on the flower of an Old Man Banksia:

    Bush-walking in the rain

    A path full of puddles mirroring the trees, with the TC’s somewhat inelegant and extremely sodden foot at bottom right:

    Bush-walking in the rain

    Two mini waterfalls where there’s usually just dry rock:

    Bush-walking in the rain

    The “bleeding” gum trees look even more bloody and gruesome when they’re wet:

    Bush-walking in the rain

    More droplets sprinkled on leaves and flowers:

    Bush-walking in the rain

    This is the waterfall in the Manly Dam reserve, in full spate after recent heavy rainfall. The TC took this photo today, a week after all the others:

    Bush-walking in the rain

    That’s all for today dudes.


  • Travelling Worm goes to Atlassian

    This is the blog of a 25-year-old bookmark. I proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC) .

    Today’s travel notes

    The other day I dozed off inside a good book and woke up to find myself at the Atlassian office in Sydney. What on earth is Atlassian? The TC rabbits on about them all the time. Evidently they’re the guys who make Confluence wiki, JIRA bug tracker and some other equally odd-sounding things.

    A little bird tweeted that Atlassian are making some big announcements next week. This worm was there during the busy run-up to the big day.

    My impressions? Beer fridges, everywhere.

    Word of the day: Standup.

    Travel tip

    When you visit Atlassian in Sydney, remember there’s an upstairs too. That’s where the TC hangs out. Take her some chocolate and your welcome is assured.

    Recommended restaurant

    Peace Harmony, corner of Erskine and Sussex streets, about 5 minutes’ walk from the Atlassian office. It’s a vegetarian Thai restaurant. The TC raves about the tasty food, the peaceful atmosphere and the outstanding service.

    The book I’m in

    The Linnet Bird, by Linda Holeman.

    The photos

    Me inside Atlassian, getting pally with Charlie. He’s the weird looking blue dude with his arms in the air, holding up a saucer (or whatever):

    Travelling Worm goes to Atlassian
    Travelling Worm goes to Atlassian

    The Atlassian offices are in the old Corn Exchange building, near Darling Harbour in Sydney:

    Travelling Worm goes to Atlassian
    Travelling Worm goes to Atlassian

    Here’s a closer view. The JIRA team is right behind this window:

    Travelling Worm goes to Atlassian
    Travelling Worm goes to Atlassian

    Back inside now, this window lights the FishEye/Crucible team:

    Travelling Worm goes to Atlassian
    Travelling Worm goes to Atlassian

    Charlie is a bit of a clothes horse. He gets dressed up in various outfits and then hangs around the meeting rooms or Atlassian events, all primped and proper. Here’s me chatting him up. He’s dressed for the board room, where the occasional game of poker happens too:

    Travelling Worm goes to Atlassian
    Travelling Worm goes to Atlassian

    Me and Charlie outside the Fishbowl meeting room:

    Travelling Worm goes to Atlassian
    Travelling Worm goes to Atlassian

    Me and Charlie in the area of the engineering and product management chiefs. Their desks look out on a gym, so Charlie feels comfortable in less formal attire:

    Travelling Worm goes to Atlassian
    Travelling Worm goes to Atlassian

    I doff my mortarboard to Jason of the design team for his endless inventiveness in Charlie’s wardrobe.

    Guess what? Hand was there too. You remember Hand, the annoying creature who attached himself to the TC when we were in Surfers Paradise last year. He’s an intrusive fellow with a finger in every pie. So it was no surprise when he insisted on attending a standup at Atlassian. A standup is a weird ritual practised by ‘agile’ programmers. This worm doesn’t think they look particularly agile, loitering around in a circle and uttering the odd technical phrase every now and then.

    Here’s Hand getting underfoot at a standup. The feet are attached to the technical writing team:

    Travelling Worm goes to Atlassian
    Travelling Worm goes to Atlassian

    Can you guess which foot belongs to the TC?

    That’s all for today dudes.


  • Dawn in Surfers Paradise

    This is the blog of a 25-year-old bookmark. I proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC) .

    Today’s travel notes

    Me and the TC flitted back to Surfers Paradise on the Australian Gold Coast last weekend.  We’ve been there before. This time was just a quick hop, to join the TC-once-removed at the end of a week-long conference.

    Me, I’m no adrenaline junky, so I stayed comfortably lodged in a good book while the TCs went cavorting around Movie World. They came back gibbering and quivering, having mistakenly got on the Scooby-Doo coaster with the expectations of a gentle ride interrupted by a few spooks popping out of corners. Hah, I could have told them what to expect. They were also sizzling with excitement after the Hollywood Stunt Driver show, where they claim they had to duck flying cars and douse burning eyebrows after the explosive finale.

    Later, the TC dragged me and the TC-once-removed out to see the dawn on the beach. Some people just can’t be persuaded that the sun rises every day, even without their being there.

    My impressions? Here comes the grudging admission: It was worthwhile. The low-angled rays from the sun yielded interesting effects of light and shade.

    Word of the day: Toes

    Another blog about bookmarks and related oddities

    My friend the Sandgroper recently tweeted me a link to the Forgotten Bookmarks site. What a cool idea! The blogger works in a bookshop that specialises in rare books. She blogs about the weird, interesting or touching things that she finds in the books. If you’re in a mood for macabre juxtapositions, take a look at the entry called From The Library of Paul Bunyan.

    Of course, this worm was once a forgotten bookmark. I stayed buried in a book for many years, neglected and forgotten until the TC found me again about two years ago. That’s how I’ve managed to retain my youthful appearance and zest all these 25 long years!

    Travel tip

    Things happen. All the time. Whether you’re there or not.

    Recommended restaurant

    Montmartre by the Sea, corner of Elkhorn Ave and The Esplanade, just across the road from the beach. It’s one of the few places in Surfers Paradise that serves good coffee. Get there in the early morning for freshly-baked raspberry muffins.

    The book I’m in

    The Street Philosopher, by Matthew Plampin. A taut, realistic view of a newspaper correspondent’s experiences in and after the Crimean War.

    The photos

    Take a walk with me through the evening and early morning in Surfers Paradise. It’s a little surreal there. Things will happen. That’s guaranteed. Join me in contemplating your toes, if you’re lucky enough to have any.

    Me getting bluesy:

    Evening and Dawn in Surfers Paradise
    Dawn in Surfers Paradise

    The TC took this snap when about to set off in all innocence on the Scooby-Doo ride at Movie World:

    Dawn in Surfers Paradise
    Dawn in Surfers Paradise

    Here comes the sun, it’s all right:

    Evening and Dawn in Surfers Paradise
    Dawn in Surfers Paradise

    A lone surfer in paradise:

    Dawn in Surfer's Paradise
    Dawn in Surfer's Paradise

    Early sunlight glancing off a footprint in the sand:

    Dawn in Surfer's Paradise
    Dawn in Surfer's Paradise

    Sunlight forming a halo around your toes:

    Dawn in Surfer's Paradise
    Dawn in Surfer's Paradise

    Now it looks like the foot is bulging up at you, as if someone is walking upside down under the sand:

    Dawn in Surfer's Paradise
    Dawn in Surfer's Paradise

    Jonathan was there too:

    Dawn in Surfer's Paradise
    Dawn in Surfer's Paradise

    Shell shadows:

    Dawn in Surfer's Paradise
    Dawn in Surfer's Paradise

    This dude is finding the early morning pickings slim, just a cigarette but or two. He does have impressive toes:

    Dawn in Surfer's Paradise
    Dawn in Surfer's Paradise

    That’s all for today dudes.


  • Flying in a Tiger Moth over Sydney

    This is the blog of a 25-year-old bookmark. I proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC) .

    Today’s travel notes

    Let’s go fly a kite, up where the air is bright… It’s mid winter in Sydney, and the TC took it into her head to hop into a Tiger Moth and fly over Sydney.

    “You picked the coldest day of the year,” the pilot announced when we arrived. And cold it was. One degree Celsius on the ground, but bright and clear and beautiful too.

    My impressions? Soft, floating, breath taking, beautiful.

    Word of the day: Butterfly

    Will this worm ever become a butterfly? I do hope not. They’re ephemeral, fickle beings. “Word of the day” is right. But now I’ve had a go at flitting around the skies on papery wings and it has a certain something.

    Travel tip

    Don’t touch the pedals and levers in your cockpit. They work.

    Recommended restaurant

    Bring your own, hot, coffee.

    Recommended aviation company

    Airborne Aviation, at Camden airport near Sydney. They’re friendly, professional, no nonsense. The experience was just awesome. (Those are the TC’s words. She tends to enthuse.)

    The book I’m in

    Third Strike, by Zoë Sharp.

    The TC rather likes the Charlie Fox thrillers.

    The photos

    Me getting up close and personal with a Tiger Moth’s propeller:

    Flying in a Tiger Moth over Sydney
    Flying in a Tiger Moth over Sydney

    Me and the TC went up in a 1940s vintage Tiger Moth:

    Flying in a Tiger Moth over Sydney
    Flying in a Tiger Moth over Sydney

    The TC-once-removed was in a Boeing Stearman, built in 1943. Both planes are roughly the same age. The Boeing has a bigger engine, but pushes out about the same horse power, according to our pilot. This discrepancy is easy to understand, our instructor went on with gleeful scorn, once you know that Tiger Moths are British while the Boeings were designed in the US!

    Me cosying up to the Boeing Stearman:

    Flying in a Tiger Moth over Sydney
    Flying in a Tiger Moth over Sydney

    Due to the Boeing’s ungainly design 😉 the pilots had to run the engine for 20 minutes to warm it up before takeoff. When we arrived, it was still stuttering and sputtering in the cold morning air.

    The little Tiger Moth was altogether more obliging. Open the hatch:

    Flying in a Tiger Moth over Sydney
    Flying in a Tiger Moth over Sydney

    Plug in the electric heater — that’s the black box with the electric cable at top left — and leave it to warm up:

    Flying in a Tiger Moth over Sydney
    Flying in a Tiger Moth over Sydney

    Push the plane out into the open, and you’re ready to rock and roll. Here’s a view of the Moth’s two cockpits:

    Flying in a Tiger Moth over Sydney
    Flying in a Tiger Moth over Sydney

    Here’s a Biggles snap of the TC, as requested by my friend the Sandgroper:

    Flying in a Tiger Moth over Sydney
    Flying in a Tiger Moth over Sydney

    Up, up and away in the Tiger Moth:

    Flying in a Tiger Moth over Sydney
    Flying in a Tiger Moth over Sydney

    We took off on grass, both planes together, and were in the air before we knew it. The TC-once-removed took some snaps from the Stearman too:

    Flying in a Tiger Moth over Sydney
    Flying in a Tiger Moth over Sydney

    The Boeing Stearman is so comfy, it’s “like a big old lounge chair with a plane built around it”, said the pilot:

    Flying in a Tiger Moth over Sydney
    Flying in a Tiger Moth over Sydney

    We flew for about 15 minutes, from Camden airport to Warragamba Dam, then headed back to Camden. Here’s Warragamba Dam seen from the Moth:

    Flying in a Tiger Moth over Sydney
    Flying in a Tiger Moth over Sydney

    Here’s a short video of the Tiger Moth zooming up to the Boeing. Me and the TC are in the front cockpit of the Moth:

    Sometimes we seemed close enough to touch. Here’s the Boeing Stearman, filmed by the TC from the Moth:

    The Tiger Moth looks frail and, well, ephemeral. Like those butterfly dudes. But it holds its own against the good old Boeing. This video starts in the Boeing’s cockpit then swings round to find the Moth:

    That’s all for today dudes.


  • The alleyways of Melbourne

    This is the blog of a 25-year-old bookmark. I proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC) .

    Today’s travel notes

    Me and the TC are back in Sydney after a few days in Melbourne. This worm is feeling good. A bit flat around the edges, mark you (uh, no, Mark is me not you) but mostly good.

    My impressions? In Melbourne, it all happens in the alleyways.

    Black is still, or again, in in Melbourne. Goth is too. And dark magic. Dark chocolate. Just the TC’s sort of town.

    While in Melbourne, I was lucky enough to bump into Albert Stone. The TC waved me right under his nose. Albert does not move fast, but he does it with plenty of style. The inevitable pictures are below.

    I met Chloe too.

    Travel tip

    Live in the moment. Or in the book about it.

    That thought came to my mind while I was browsing through Albert’s web site. He’s one awesome dude.

    Recommended restaurant

    Any self-respecting chocolate lover must drop in at Koko Black, for Belgian chocolate indulgence.

    Recommended accommodation

    The Vibe Savoy hotel. Lots of mirrors, Art Deco plus a bit on the side, friendly service, excellent quality. The food is very tasty. But this worm has to warn that I spent some time in the TC’s bag next to her purse and noticed said purse grow considerably leaner. The Vibe Savoy is not cheap.

    The book I’m in

    Saturn’s Children, by Charles Stross.

    The book tells the adventures of Freya Nakamachi-47. Like me and Albert, she is a remarkable creature. She is a humanoid (alas poor thing) robot, one of a series designed to be the perfect companion (er, concubine) for real humans. Unfortunately for Freya, humankind died out just a few years before she came into being. So she’s never met a real man. Not yet…

    This worm recommends the book without reservation. It’s clever and funny (like me), fast (unlike Albert) and interesting (like me and Albert both). Luckily for this worm, the TC loves a good SF.

    The photos

    Me and Chloe:

    The alleyways of Melbourne
    The alleyways of Melbourne

    Chloe resides behind a pane of glass (hence the reflections on the photograph) in the Young & Jackson Hotel, just next to Melbourne’s Flinders Street Station. Here’s another picture of her, sans reflections and regrettably sans moi too:

    The alleyways of Melbourne
    The alleyways of Melbourne

    Young Chloe was painted in 1875 by a Frenchman called Jules Lefebvre. She is well loved by Melburnians, especially by beer lovers, and has pride of place in the bar on the first floor of Y&J’s. This is Chloe’s bar:

    The alleyways of Melbourne
    The alleyways of Melbourne

    Here’s the Flinders Street Station as seen from Chloe’s window:

    The alleyways of Melbourne
    The alleyways of Melbourne

    There are tales galore about the girl who modelled for the Chloe painting. Sadly, they have her committing suicide at the tender age of 21. But Chloe lives on. This worm heard that a painting of Chloe’s sister hangs in a Melbourne museum somewhere too, but that the National Trust and Heritage of Victoria has declared that Chloe herself will stay at Y&J’s.

    The alleyways of Melbourne
    The alleyways of Melbourne

    Albert Stone, now there’s a man who knows how to live in the moment, how to make the moment last, and how to do it with style. To walk past him is impossible. To linger is essential. Here’s a picture of Albert, taken just as he notices yours truly thrust inelegantly into his space

    Me and Albert:

    The alleyways of Melbourne
    The alleyways of Melbourne

    He has an inexhaustible set of props that somehow just appear in his hand, even though he’s moving at the speed of a sluggish slug. Albert gave this worm a red carnation. I was most touched. Thank you dude:

    The alleyways of Melbourne
    The alleyways of Melbourne

    Me and Albert, caught in the moment:

    The alleyways of Melbourne
    The alleyways of Melbourne

    Alleyways rule in Melbourne:

    The alleyways of Melbourne
    The alleyways of Melbourne

    This worm recommends a visit to one of the cafes in the Central Places alleyway, if only for the grimy Dickensian atmosphere:

    The alleyways of Melbourne
    The alleyways of Melbourne

    The trams are tremendous. Here’s one in front of the GPO in Elizabeth Street:

    The alleyways of Melbourne
    The alleyways of Melbourne

    Here’s another tram with a city backdrop:

    The alleyways of Melbourne
    The alleyways of Melbourne

    If you prefer wide open spaces rather than alleyways, there’s plenty for you in Melbourne too. We came across a Tamil demonstration at Federation Square:

    The alleyways of Melbourne
    The alleyways of Melbourne

    More of Federation Square:

    The alleyways of Melbourne
    The alleyways of Melbourne

    The Yarra River runs through the city, with eating places and recreation spots on its banks:

    The alleyways of Melbourne
    The alleyways of Melbourne

    Autumn colours:

    The alleyways of Melbourne
    The alleyways of Melbourne

    For more colours, here’s a sunset view from the Vibe Savoy hotel, looking out over the Southern Cross Station roof towards the Melbourne Docklands:

    The alleyways of Melbourne
    The alleyways of Melbourne

    Did anyone miss Peg?

    That’s all for today dudes.


  • Sunrise in Sydney

    This is the blog of a 25-year-old bookmark. I proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC) .

    Today’s travel notes

    Me and the TC have been back home for a couple of weeks now, after our trip to San Francisco and Seattle. Jet lag is a thing of the past. The trip is already receding into the mists of memory.

    Did we ever go at all? Sometimes this worm thinks a good book is more real than life itself.

    Speaking of real life, there just has to be a better form of long-distance travel than the aircraft. The TC is not a good traveller. After about six hours on a plane, she becomes miserable, mussy and messy. Very messy.

    Me, I’d suggest teleportation. Just drop into a fax machine and materialise on the other side of the world. Make sure it’s a high-definition, high-colour fax machine, or you may lose some vital bits.

    Travel tip

    Don’t double-knot your shoe laces until you’ve been through airport security.

    Recommended restaurant

    Home sweet home.

    The book I’m in

    The Villa, by Nora Roberts.

    A good old-fashioned intrigue set in San Francisco and Italy, seasoned with romance and noble wines.

    The photos

    Me back in the bosom of my family:

    Sunrise in Sydney
    Sunrise in Sydney

    Hand was a bit emotional on my return. I was touched. Peg took centre stage as usual. In an uncharacteristic bout of soppiness, Drool allowed The Rival and Naught to drape themselves all over him. Naught is stuck in his waterproof suit. I don’t think we’ll ever get it off him. I did tell him of the perils of lamination, but he just would not listen. At least I escaped his fate. That’s the beauty of having a stunt worm.

    Sydney is heading into winter. The sunrises are begrudgingly gorgeous at this time of year:

    Sunrise in Sydney
    Sunrise in Sydney

    With the longer nights and the swap to daylight saving time, there’s a chance you’ll be awake to enjoy a sunrise over the sea:

    Sunrise in Sydney
    Sunrise in Sydney

    That’s all for today dudes.