Travelling Worm

A bookworm's travelogue

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  • Honey Island swamp tour in New Orleans

    This is the blog of Mark Wordsworm, the travelling worm. I’m a 25-year-old bookmark and can proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC).

    Today’s travel notes

    Me and the TC spent a couple of days in New Orleans this week. One morning we braved the thunder storms and the warnings of flash flooding, to go on the Honey Island Swamp Tour with Cajun Encounters.

    My impressions? Trees, trees’ knees, reflections of trees, and hidden danger.

    The book I’m in

    Wool, by Hugh Howey.

    Travel tip

    In my last post, I recommended that you watch out for people who don’t blink, as they may not be what they seem. Now this worm can inform you that alligators do blink, so you can trust that they are what they seem.

    The photos

    Me, your intrepid travelling worm, about to set out on the swamp tour:

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    At the start of the tour we were on a wide river with swampy banks on each side:

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    This vertical-lift bridge is in working order. The entire bridge, including the house in the middle, rises up the towers to let higher craft pass underneath. Our boat captain said you need to call about four hours beforehand if you want the bridge to lift:

    Honey Island swamp tour in New Orleans

    Water lilies on the river bank:

    Honey Island swamp tour in New Orleans

    Witch’s hair lichen drapes the trees:

    Honey Island swamp tour in New Orleans

    Are those all lily pads amongst the trees? The powerful zoom on the TC’s camera reveals a usurper:

    Honey Island swamp tour in New Orleans

    A snake coils comfortably on a tree trunk. I’m not sure what type of snake it is. Maybe a Copperhead:

    Honey Island swamp tour in New Orleans

    Reflections of trees wobble in the boat’s wake:

    Honey Island swamp tour in New Orleans

    Another quiet scene of lilly pads, trees and reflections. The TC is fond of such scenes:

    Honey Island swamp tour in New Orleans

    All is quiet, nothing stirs:

    Honey Island swamp tour in New Orleans

    Yet danger lurks ever close by. Here, in the bank next to the boat, a Cottonmouth rests:

    Honey Island swamp tour in New Orleans

    Locals build their houses safely above flood level:

    Honey Island swamp tour in New Orleans

    Right next door, someone thinks the safe level is even higher. A reaction to the devastation of Hurricane Katrina, our guide informs us:

    Honey Island swamp tour in New Orleans

    Alligators smile on a log:

    Honey Island swamp tour in New Orleans

    Inexorable beauty:

    Honey Island swamp tour in New Orleans

    Do alligators like marshmallows? Watch this video to find out:

    That’s all for today, dudes.


  • Ghosts in Atlanta GA

    This is the blog of Mark Wordsworm, the travelling worm. I’m a 25-year-old bookmark and can proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC).

    Today’s travel notes

    This week me and the TC spent four days in Atlanta, Georgia. That’s in the deep south of the United States, where people speak with a delightful slow drawl and are very, very polite. They also say “y’all” to get around the lamentable lack of a second-person plural in the English language. The deep south is also the home of deep-fried everything. A picture in the post proves it.

    The TC spent most of her time working hard at a conference. This worm spent most of my time on the same page of the book I’m currently in, because the TC didn’t have much time to read.

    We did get out one evening, to do the famous Atlanta Ghost Tour.

    My impressions? Wide quiet streets, imposing churches, boarded-up buildings, and shiny office blocks. Not many ghosts materialised. To be exact, not a one. But the tour was fun anyway. A good way to see the night-time streets of Atlanta.

    The book I’m in

    Wool, by Hugh Howey. The TC has only just started this science fiction novel. This worm is enthralled by the characters and their situation, and keen to know more. I’ll have to prod the TC to get a move on.

    Travel tip

    If your bag keeps falling off your shoulder, or you feel a tap on your arm, or your hat lifts off your head, there’s a ghost in the ‘hood.

    Recommended accommodation

    Hyatt Regency Atlanta, at 265 Peachtree Street NE, Atlanta. The TC is attending a conference, so we’re residing in the conference hotel. It’s a large, well-organised and very pleasant place to stay. Highly recommended for location, service and comfort.

    Recommended restaurant

    Ted’s Montana Grill, 133 Luckie Street, Atlanta. Excellent service, a friendly ambience, and plenty of character. The food is tasty too.

    The photos

    Me cowering in a park opposite the eerily-named and ghost-ridden Medical Arts building in Atlanta:

    Ghosts in Atlanta GA

    Our tech-savvy band of ghost-busters brandished various electronic gadgets to aid in the search. Below is the Ghost Radar app on my iPhone. This screenshot shows the Ghost Radar has picked up two presences. The red blip is emitting the strongest phantom vibes ,the yellow has medium strengths:

    Ghosts in Atlanta GA

    The leader of the ghost tour brought along a couple of K2 ghost meters, powerful detectors of spirit presence:

    Ghosts in Atlanta GA

    What struck me is the way the churches muddle in with the city’s glossy sky scrapers:

    Ghosts in Atlanta GA

    Outside the Medical Arts building, the K2 devices picked up a ghost. She’s well known. Her name is Sally, and she reputedly can tell creepy stories of the medical experiments carried out on hapless patients in the Medical Arts building of old.

    Ghosts in Atlanta GA

    We took a closer look at the Medical Arts building, later the same evening. Yes, we looped back for more chills:

    Ghosts in Atlanta GA

    This is the door. Knock if you dare:

    Ghosts in Atlanta GA

    The leader of our ghost tour told us the sad story of the Ellis Hotel in Peachtree Street, Atlanta. This building, then called the Winecoff Hotel, was the location of America’s most deadly hotel fire. Candy Kid, a well-known local thief, set the fire on purpose, because he wanted to kill a particular man.  The intended victim escaped, and 119 died in his stead. Unsurprisingly, there are reports of many hauntings in and around the Ellis Hotel:

    Ghosts in Atlanta GA

    Many people take photos of this church, only to find a ghost or two in the shot. Do you see any?

    Ghosts in Atlanta GA

    As the night grows darker, the display in an army surplus store is evocative of other worlds:

    Ghosts in Atlanta GA

    A gas mask in the next window sends a shudder up this worm’s spine. (And my spine is not stiff, even at the best of times.)

    Ghosts in Atlanta GA

    The TC snapped this picture of the Atlanta city seal at the base of a lamp post. The bird is a phoenix rising from its ashes. The motto is “resurgens”, Latin for “rising again”. These symbolise the rebuilding of the city after it was destroyed in the American Civil War.

    Ghosts in Atlanta GA

    To finish off with, I’d like to lighten the tone. Looking for proof that they fry everything in the deep south? Look no further:

    Ghosts in Atlanta GA

    That’s all for today, dudes.


  • Table Mountain – what’s it like on top?

    This is the blog of Mark Wordsworm, the travelling worm. I’m a 25-year-old bookmark and can proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC).

    Today’s travel notes

    Me and the TC were in Cape Town, South Africa, last week. We spent a day on Table Mountain. This worm has been there before (blogged too). The top of the mountain is one of the TC’s favourite places to be. This worm is fond of it too, though it can be a trifle draughty. I find myself hanging onto my hat, and the TC hanging onto me. It’s lucky one of us is the strong and silent type.

    My impressions? A place of quiet and beauty.

    The book I’m in

    The Secret She Kept, by Amelia Carr. Tangled secrets, tangled emotions. The TC is moving me through this well-written book at a good pace.

    Travel tip

    If the mountain is clear, go up it. Do not delay. Tomorrow may never come. Or the cloud may roll in.

    The photos

    Me at Maclear’s beacon on top of Table Mountain:

    Table Mountain - what's it like on top?

    We walked across the top of the mountain to Maclear’s Beacon. It’s a two-hour hike there and back, mostly flat with a short scramble when crossing from the front table to the back table. Great views, unique vegetation. Sir Thomas Maclear (1794 – 1879) was the queen’s astronomer at the Cape of Good Hope. He was a good friend of David Livingstone. One of the craters on the moon is named after him. Hmph, pretty famous, I suppose. He didn’t have a blog, though, unlike this worm.

    Maclear’s beacon is at the highest point of Table Mountain – more than a kilometer up, at 1085 metres) It’s not much to look at: Just a heap of stones, built  to act as a trigonometrical beacon. Still, it’s a good destination to aim for.

    Table Mountain - what's it like on top?

    A view of Table Mountain draped in cloud, seen from the Waterfront in Cape Town. The TC took this photo after we intrepid explorers had come back down the mountain. You can just make out the top cable car station, towards the midlle-right of the photo where the cloud cover ends:

    Table Mountain - what's it like on top?

    What on earth is that giant Lego man doing there? He is 18 metres high, made of 4200 Coca-Cola crates. A little bird told this worm the statue is called “Elliot” and is making a statement about recycling.

    A close-up view of the top cable car station, with one of the cars visible near the bottom of the picture:

    Table Mountain - what's it like on top?

    The next photo shows the view from the top. Those cables swoop down at a seemingly impossible angle, don’t they. At the end of the cables is the bottom cable car station. Also in the picture is Lion’s Head, the odd-shaped hill on the left of the cables. Cape Town city is to the right. In the bay, partially obscured by the cables, you can just make out Robben Island:

    Table Mountain - what's it like on top?

    If you’re lucky enough to be at the top when the cloud moves in, you’ll see it flowing off the mountain and dissolving in the warmer air. This video also shows the coast on the west side of the mountain, ending with an eagle-eye view of Camps Bay, a popular Cape Town beach:

    Walking into cloud on the mountain top is atmospheric and eerie:

    The TC will take pot shots at plants wherever she goes. Pot shots with her camera, of course:

    Table Mountain - what's it like on top?

    A plant in the mist:

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    Another pink plant:

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    A protea bush:

    Table Mountain - what's it like on top?

    A protea flower in bud, with a dead bloom behind:

    Table Mountain - what's it like on top?

    Back in the pink:

    Table Mountain - what's it like on top?

    Walking back towards the cable car station, we chose the city side of the mountain. The cloud was advancing, swooping off the edge and rolling down towards the city:

    That’s all for today, dudes.


  • Patting lions and licked by a giraffe in South Africa

    This is the blog of Mark Wordsworm, the travelling worm. I’m a 25-year-old bookmark and can proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC).

    Today’s travel notes

    Me and the TC have recently returned from a trip to South Africa. While in Johannesburg, we visited the well-known Lion Park, in Honeydew. Get up close and personal with a lion, be licked by a giraffe, or chat to a meerkat.

    This post is mostly about lions. But I’ll tell you a bit about Johannesburg while we’re at it. In contrast to my usual adventure-filled writings, this is a post in which a whole lot of nothing happens. But it’s attractive nothingness, with just a hint of hidden violence.

    I see that the Lion Park has a celebrity wall. This worm is sure they’ll add my picture to it soon!

    My impressions? Somnabulance.  Slow-moving pedestrians on shimmering pavements. Umbrellas wavering in the haze of the summer heat. Barbed wire atop high walls. Electrified fences. Gorgeous shopping. Intense industry. Building, ever building. Chaotic crossroads. Hawkers. Quality and squalour. Awesome. Much inthe last few sentences describes the lions too. The giraffe is all awesome.

    The book I’m in

    Code to Zero, by Ken Follett. Titbits of rocket science, Soviet spies, CIA and NASA. Just want you want for a good, fast read.

    Travel tip

    If you’re going to get licked by a giraffe, have a wet wipe handy.

    The photos

    Me looking nonchalant, with lion looking uncomfortably interested:

    Lions and a giraffe outside Johannesburg, South Africa

    I twaut I taw a puddy tat:

    Lions and a giraffe outside Johannesburg, South Africa

    Sleeping lions – that’s all that happens in this video, honest:

    Lions are not always dignified:

    Lions and a giraffe outside Johannesburg, South Africa

    And then, that effortless dignity of the jungle king:

    Lions and a giraffe outside Johannesburg, South Africa

    I was safely inside the car with the TC when she took this photo:

    Lions and a giraffe outside Johannesburg, South Africa

    Safely? When a lion is just a few feet away and looking right at you, the thin metal of a car door seems a flimsy barrier.

    The other denizens of the park provide some light relief:

    Lions and a giraffe outside Johannesburg, South Africa

    You’ve just gotta love a face like that.

    Fancy being licked by a giraffe?

    Lions and a giraffe outside Johannesburg, South Africa

    The TC discovered that a giraffe’s tongue is long and slightly rough to the touch. The saliva is plentiful and sticky.

    Patting lions and licked by a giraffe in South Africa

    Mmmm:

    Lions and a giraffe outside Johannesburg, South Africa

    That’s all for today, dudes.


  • Hartbeespoort Dam and Magaliesberg, South Africa

    This is the blog of Mark Wordsworm, the travelling worm. I’m a 25-year-old bookmark and can proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC).

    Today’s travel notes

    Me and the TC have just returned from a trip to sunny South Africa. One day we drove to the Magaliesberg mountain range, near Johannesburg. We headed up in the cable car to catch the view, then drove round the Hartbeespoort Dam.

    The TC, bless her cotton socks, keeps humming a ditty from her childhood in South Africa (the RSA):

    Braaivleis, rugby, sunny skies and Chevrolet

    Braaivleis, rugby, sunny skies and Chevrolet

    They go together, in the good old RSA

    Braaivleis, rugby, sunny skies and Chevrolet

    She’s even found it on YouTube. Ah, “the horror, the horror,” this worm weakly whispers.

    My impressions? Sunny skies, a touch of chaos, some green scum, and many friendly people.

    The book I’m in

    I, Spy? (Sophie Green Mysteries, No 1) by Kate Johnson. A good, humorous read. The TC read the book on a Kindle. I felt a bit of an outsider, worming my way in and nibbling at the words whenever I could. The electronic bookmarks littering the pages were ten a penny and rather characterless, I feel.

    Recommended restaurant

    Squires on the Dam, Hartbeespoort Dam (opposite snake park). Things were a little rocky at the start. Indiana Jones would have felt right at home when the roof opened up and dumped a torrent of icky-smelling water all over the TC. This worm had to make a quick run for cover. My cardboard constitution is not compatible with water. But the restaurant staff recovered quickly, as did the TC, and our party of 13 people had a good meal and plenty of fun.

    Travel tip

    When travelling by air in South Africa, don’t put anything valuable in a suitcase that you’re checking into the hold. The TC’s luggage was rifled through on her trip from Johannesburg to Cape Town.

    The photos

    Me and a green doringboom, the famous thorn tree of Gauteng. Grandma, what big thorns you have!

    Hartbeespoort Dam and Magaliesberg, South Africa

    A cable car going up to the top of the Magaliesberg:

    Hartbeespoort Dam and Magaliesberg, South Africa

    The view from part way up:

    Hartbeespoort Dam and Magaliesberg, South Africa

    The green roof at the end of the cables is the lower cable station. Behind that is the Hartbeespoort Dam.

    Another view from part way up:

    Hartbeespoort Dam and Magaliesberg, South Africa

    Off to the right of the picture is the dam wall.

    The top cable station is quite pretty:

    Hartbeespoort Dam and Magaliesberg, South Africa

    Me gracing a plaque about “Harties”, as the locals call Hartbeespoort Dam:

    Hartbeespoort Dam and Magaliesberg, South Africa

    The vegetation at the top is scrubby and grassy:

    Hartbeespoort Dam and Magaliesberg, South Africa

    We came across the occasional flower:

    Hartbeespoort Dam and Magaliesberg, South Africa

    A worm’s eye view of a sprig of grass:

    Hartbeespoort Dam and Magaliesberg, South Africa

    Things can be pretty when viewed from underneath:

    Hartbeespoort Dam and Magaliesberg, South Africa

    More from a worm’s perspective:

    Hartbeespoort Dam and Magaliesberg, South Africa

    We came back down via cable car, and continued our drive around the Hartbeespoort Dam. This is the Romanesque archway that guards the dam wall:

    Hartbeespoort Dam and Magaliesberg, South Africa

    The dam wall:

    Hartbeespoort Dam and Magaliesberg, South Africa

    I’ll leave you with this idyllic picture of emerald green water… Wait! The end of this video is not for the squeamish:

    Why is the water green? This worm heard many theories from concerned South Africans. Tons of raw sewage pumped into the dam. Nuclear waste from the nearby Pelindaba nuclear power plant. Uranium-containing water from nearby goldmines. Algae. Weeds. You name it, Harties suffers from it. Ag siestog, man.

    That’s all for today, dudes.


  • Colleges, punts, bowler hats and gargoyles in Oxford

    This is the blog of Mark Wordsworm, the travelling worm. I’m a 25-year-old bookmark and can proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC).

    Today’s travel notes

    Me and the TC stayed in Abingdon for a week this month, using it as a central point from which to visit friends and family in England. One morning we found ourselves in the nearby big smoke: Oxford.

    My impressions? Mellow stone. Autumn melancholy.

    The book I’m in

    Harvesting the Heart, by Jodi Picoult. This worm is an admirer of Jodi Picoult, and has spent time in a couple of her books. But Harvesting the Heart is not her best, I feel. Ms Picoult’s books are by their nature intense. Usually they have a flair and an interesting theme that lifts you out of the depression. This time, although I’m well into the book already, that flair has not yet appeared. I feel the urge to tell the characters to snap out of it and get on with life. Perhaps this worm is not in the mood for this book at the moment.

    Travel tip

    Go inside any of the buildings that grant you entry. The inside is as good as the out.

    Recommended restaurant

    Quod Brasserie, on the High Street in Oxford. Good service and reasonably good food, in the old banking hall of the Old Bank Hotel.

    The photos

    Me inside the Oxford Town Hall. Note the ominous creature looming over me. The TC does put me in the most awkward situations, for the sake of a holiday snap:

    The Oxford government website describes the Town Hall as a “magnificent grade 2* Victorian building”. This worm wondered briefly about the meaning of “2*” and decided he gives it a grade 1^:

    Another view of the inside of the town hall:

    The modest entrance to Christ Church College:

    Peering in to the quad, we encountered this dude, who was studiously not guarding the entrance. This worm admires the bowler hat and noncommittal slouch:

    Moving on, we came across Magdalen College:

    The college walls are encrusted with sculptures. Two people embrace:

    Nearby a gargoyle grimaces:

    Punts tethered on the River Cherwell, next to Magdalen College:

    A poignant moment, courtesy of this worm – the punts are filled with water and autumn leaves, and shadowy reflections of the bare trees above:

    The TC, bless her cotton socks, has visited Oxford a few times. She delights in telling us that, for her, the city is characterised by the mellow colour of the stone. Here is the museum:

    Chequers Courtyard and The Chequers pub, which dates back to the 1500s:

    The Chequers boasts a giant in its history, and is still haunted by the screams of dying monks from one of its less salubrious periods. The badge on the wall tells all:

    The High Street, with a rare patch of colour complementing the usual stony grandeur:

    Let’s leave the big smoke and take a look at the ducks in Abingdon, at the join of the rivers Thames and Ock:

    That’s all for today, dudes.


  • Bletchley Park, home of the code breakers

    This is the blog of Mark Wordsworm, the travelling worm. I’m a 25-year-old bookmark and can proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC).

    Today’s travel notes

    Me and the TC were bowling down the A421 in England, when we saw the sign for Bletchley Park. On a whim, and with half an hour to spare, we followed the sign.

    Bletchley Park is where the British decryption experts worked during World War II, to decrypt signals from Germany and other Axis countries. The most famous German encryption machines were the Enigma machines.

    The museum at Bletchley Park has a number of German Enigma machines, as well as some British encoders. It also has the Turing Bombe – that’s the machine they used to decode the Enigma codes during World War II.

    This worm wishes we had had longer to examine the machines and read all the information in more detail.

    My impressions? Intensely interesting to see the machines and read the information provided. Also eery to walk around the grounds and see the mansion and the huts where everything happened.

    The book I’m in

    Terror’s Reach, by Tom Bale. Good fast action, with believable characters. An author to find more of.

    Travel tip

    Drop in on Bletchley Park if you have time. It’s well worth it.

    The photos

    Me with one of the German Enigma encoders:

    Another of the Enigma machines, this one used by the Abwehr (Secret Service):

    The Turing Bombe was designed by Alan Turing to decode messages from the German Enigma machine. Experts at Bletchley Park are currently rebuilding the Bombe, so there was a group of people buzzing around it, fiddling with wires and watching the bits and bobs turn.

    The other side of the Bombe, with the back open for inspection:

    A British Typex encoder:

    Hut 4, next to the Bletchley manor:

    The manor:

    That’s all for today, dudes.


  • A cathedral, a cinema and a ghost in Salisbury

    This is the blog of Mark Wordsworm, the travelling worm. I’m a 25-year-old bookmark and can proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC).

    Today’s travel notes

    Me and the TC wandered the streets of Salisbury in England for a few hours, ooh-ing and aah-ing over its architectural cuteness. We strolled into the cathedral close at eventide, became enthralled in its grandeur, and came back the next morning for more.

    My impressions? So much history and beauty – worth a longer visit than we had time for.

    The book I’m in

    The Dark Tide, by Andrew Gross. A good thriller with engaging characters.

    Travel tip

    You don’t need any travel tips from me when in Britain. Everyone you meet will delight in telling you how to get from A to B. Britons will also exhibit a healthy distrust of GPS devices (sat navs).

    Recommended accommodation

    Cathedral View, 83 Exeter Street, Salisbury. Wenda and Steve put a great deal of love and care into making their guest house a welcoming, comfortable home from home.

    The photos

    Me inside the walls of Salisbury cathedral:

    Salisbury cathedral, officially named the Cathedral of Saint Mary, was built between 1220 and 1258. This makes it a medieval building, and 750 years old. Here is the main entrance to the cathedral, known as the west front, with the spire behind:

    The architectural style of the cathedral is early English gothic. This worm admires the clean, sweeping lines of the building and the eye candy added by the sculptures and other decorations. Here is a view looking down the nave (the main hall) towards the altar:

    Zooming in on part of a stained glass window:

    Another hall in the cathedral:

    Outside the cathedral, the streets of Salisbury beckon. This is the Lazy Cow, opposite the entrance to the cathedral close in St John’s Street:

    Me, the TC, and the “TC once removed” went to the Odeon cinema in Salisbury. (We watched the latest James Bond film, Sky Fall. This worm gives credit to Daniel Craig, Judy Dench and the team for a good job well done.) The cinema is said to be haunted:

    The entrance to the Odeon cinema is the Hall of John Halle, a fifteenth-century Tudor banqueting hall. Here is a closer view:

    We did not meet any ghosts in the cinema. In the cathedral, we did find a tomb or two. This one belongs to Thomas Bennett, who lived in the sixteenth century and was secretary to Cardinal Wolsey:

    Shadows and shivers. This is one of the many sculptures on the outside walls of the cathedral:

    We encountered a weird cloaked figure with glowing blue eyes roaming around the cathedral close. This worm is sure it was real flesh and blood, not a ghost, but close enough to give the TC a delightfully shivery feeling:

    Seen from the outside at night, the inside of the cathedral offers a safe haven:

    Farewell beauteous building:

    That’s all for today, dudes.


  • Shivering at Stonehenge

    This is the blog of Mark Wordsworm, the travelling worm. I’m a 25-year-old bookmark and can proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC).

    Today’s travel notes

    Me and the TC were bowling merrily down the A344 and there it was, right there: Stonehenge.

    Stonehenge is an archaeological site and monument in Wiltshire, England, not far from Salisbury. Its most striking feature is a ring of large standing stones, some connected by lintels to form huge doorways.

    My impressions? Majesty and mystery.

    The book I’m in

    The Dark Tide, by Andrew Gross. A good thriller with engaging characters.

    Travel tip

    It’s cold and windy on the downs. Wrap up well. The TC had red ears and a red nose by the time she had finished taking photographs. She professed herself quite dizzy with wonder. This worm thinks it was the extreme cold that had affected her brain.

    The photos

    Me at Stonehenge. Like the TC, I tend to lose focus when exposed to extreme cold:

    Stonehenge was built at some time, by someone, somehow, and for some reason. No-one can quite define the “some”s. Archaeologists play it safe by saying the stones were placed in the period from 3000 BC to 2000 BC. The earth bank around the outside of the stones was constructed around 3100 BC. That makes the site 5000 years old.

    This worm suggests we all agree that Stonehenge was built in 4 VLTA (a very long time ago).

    The stones are enormous.

    There is much debate about how men of old moved them around and placed them with such precision.

    Stonehenge may have been a burial ground, a temple, a celestial clock, a social project intended to unify neighbouring peoples, a time machine… Whatever it’s purpose, it is majestic and intensely interesting.

    That’s all for today, dudes.


  • Grand Place, Manneken Pis and rainbows in Brussels

    This is the blog of Mark Wordsworm, the travelling worm. I’m a 25-year-old bookmark and can proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC).

    Today’s travel notes

    Me and the TC hopped over the border from the Netherlands into Brussels, before catching the Eurostar train to London.  Brussels is chaotic, gorgeous, and mostly friendly but sometimes not.

    My impressions? Grubbiness and gold.

    The book I’m in

    Poet’s Cottage, by Josephine Pennicott. A delightfully rambling tale of ghosts, heartbreaks and triumphs, set in rural Tasmania.

    Travel tip

    An essential fact to know when in Belgium is that everything has two names: one in Dutch (Flemish) and one in French. Until you appreciate this fact, you will find yourself getting very confused and becoming very lost.

    Recommended accommodation

    Pantone Hotel, 1 Place Loix, Saint-Gilles, Brussels. When reserving a room, you can choose a colour as well as the usual bath/shower and single/double options.

    Recommended restaurant

    Houtsiplou café-restaurant, 9 Place Rouppe, Brussels. Cheerful and fast service, great atmosphere, good food. Photos below.

    The photos

    Me and Manneken Pis in Brussels:

    A row of windmills looms over the road on the border between the Netherlands and Belgium. The blades were turning in eye-catching synchronisation as we approached:

    We dropped in for a quick lunch at Houtsiplou café-restaurant:

    Houtsiplou is cheerful and friendly, in tune with the mural on the wall inside:

    The wall in the ladies’ toilet at Houtsiplou is covered with blackboard. Pots of chalks stand at hand. The TC, bless her heart, decided to draw a picture of me. Can you imagine! She’s no artist at the best of times. When the “TC once removed” saw the drawing, his immediate impression was that this worm is sitting on the loo. The TC hastened to assure him that the rounded protuberance at the bottom of the drawing is part of this worm’s body.

    Ceci n’est pas moi:

    Nearer the centre of the city, a view “above”:

    The buildings aggrandise and the crowd buzzes as you approach the Grand Place:

    The Grand Place (Grote Markt) is huge, magnificent, and not a little tawdry:

    The Grand Place is the central market square of Brussels, surrounded by grand buildings, many of them decked out in gold. Here is another side of the square:

    A gold-leafed statue of Charles of Lorraine tops the Maison de Brasseurs in the Grand Place:

    More of the buildings surrounding the Grand Place:

    A few blocks away, Manneken Pis holds court in his little alcove. Strange, that so many crowds of people flock to see this small, rather insignificant statue in its grungy surrounds:

    Like everything else in Brussels, Manneken Pis has a French name as well as a Dutch one. His is le Petit Julien. This venerable little chap is made of bronze, and has inhabited his alcove since 1618 or 1619. A closer view:

    The view from our room at the Pantone Hotel – a rainstorm drifts in across the rooftops of Brussels:

    Ten minutes after the rainstorm, the late sun and a rainbow light up the scene:

    That’s all for today, dudes.