Travelling Worm

A bookworm's travelogue

Category: travel

  • Bangalore peace and traffic

    This is the blog of Mark Wordsworm, the travelling worm. I’m a 25-year-old bookmark and can proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC).

    Today’s travel notes

    Me and the TC are in Bangalore, India, for a few days. It’s an amazing place. Energetic, frenetic, hectic.

    My impressions? Bangalore traffic is a metaphor waiting to happen.

    In fact, traffic was used as a metaphor in two of the conference sessions that the TC attended this week.

    The book I’m in

    Railsea, by China Miéville. Moby-Dick meets steam punk, as told by a master of language. This worm has seldom been as impressed by a writer as I am by China Miéville.

    Recommended accommodation

    ITC Gardenia, 1 Residency Rd, Bengaluru, Karnataka 560025. Actually, though that’s the official address, the entrance is on Vittal Mallya Road.

    Recommended restaurant

    K & K restaurant at the ITC Gardenia hotel, for excellence of Indian cuisine and friendly attentiveness of service.

    Travel tip

    Take a stroll through Cubbon Park, during daylight hours, for an oasis of peace and coolness.

    The photos

    Me at the railway station on the well known MG road:

    Bangalore peace and traffic

    Next is a rare glimpse of the TC, snapped as she was watching a Bangalore rickshaw. These little three-wheeled vehicles are also called auto rickshaws, to distinguish them from the hand-drawn rickshaws. When this worm was in Bangkok a while ago, we travelled in a similar vehicle, called a tuk tuk. On the TC’s left, behind the green and yellow rickshaw, is the Vidhana Soudha, which is the seat of the state legislature of Karnataka, the state in which Bangalore is located:

    Bangalore peace and traffic

    Communication is an art in Bangalore traffic. Know where you’re going, make it clear to those around you, and toot to let people know you’re there. If you’re on foot, just pretend to be a vehicle:

    For a puddle of peace in the swirl of traffic, take a stroll under the trees of Cubbon park:

    Bangalore peace and traffic

    That’s all for today, folks.


  • Dangling over the Whitehouse gardens in Washington, DC

    This is the blog of Mark Wordsworm, the travelling worm. I’m a 25-year-old bookmark and can proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC).

    Today’s travel notes

    Me and the TC have been in Washington, DC, for the last few days. Washington is the capital of the United States. It’s also known as the District of Columbia, or DC, or just “the District”. This worm admits that, until today, I thought the city of Washington resided in an area called District of Columbia. But it seems they’re one and the same thing.

    My impressions of the city? Wide roads and lofty grandeur. It will be warmer when the cherry blossoms are out.

    Travel tips

    Don’t dangle over the Whitehouse lawn. The story: The TC has been pretty busy running workshops, which has left me and Peg to our own devices most of the time. As you’ll see, this had a different effect on each of us. Me, I was raring to go when the TC suggested a quick tour of the capital this morning. Peg, on the other hand, had become unfortunately attached to the room and so missed out on seeing the sights. She also missed out on saving this worm from a fate worse than death. Read on, dear friends.

    The book I’m in

    Zero Recall (Legend of Zero), by Sara King. This is the second of the Zero series I’ve tasted. Meeting the Huouyt and Jreet is like seeing old friends again, and the Geuji look like a force to be reckoned with.

    Recommended accommodation

    Phoenix Park Hotel, 520 North Capitol St NW. Our room is small, but comfortable, clean and pretty. Service is friendly and efficient.

    The photos

    Me and the Washington Monument:

    Washington Monument

    The weather is chilly and grey. Yesterday we had snow, although it was officially the first day of spring, which led to much derisive commentary from the locals. Here’s a wintry view of The Mall, which is the thoroughfare connecting many of the monuments and museums in the city:

    The Mall, Washington DC

    We walked closer to the Washington Monument and snapped a shot through the trees, along with a passing plane:

    Washington Monument

    The Whitehouse is close by, nestling behind the bare winter branches:

    Whitehouse

    I had to have a shot of me at the Whitehouse, naturally, so here it is:

    Travelling Worm at the Whitehouse

    It was at this point, dear readers, that I sorely missed my faithful companion, Peg. Or should I say, my erstwhile faithful companion.

    Peg would have been most useful in ensuring I didn’t inadvertently drift down onto the Whitehouse lawn and be lost, forever out of the TC’s reach. But Peg had elected to stay in the hotel room on this occasion. She said she was keeping the coffee company. I suspect, however, that she was hanging out with the cool kids and basking in their warmth.

    Peg keeping the coffee companyPeg-WashingtonDC-21March2015-IMG_6297

    Never mind. Despite the brisk breeze, I managed to cling to the Whitehouse railings long enough to get the shot, and the TC and I continued our stroll. More of the Whitehouse:

    Whitehouse

    The buildings in this area of town are gorgeous and grand. This is 1301 Constitution Avenue, home to the US Environmental Protection Agency and other organisations:

    Constitution Avenue, Washington DC

    Pennsylvania Avenue:

    Pennsylvania Avenue

    The Ronald Reagan Building:

    Ronald Reagan Building

    More grandeur:

    A Washington building

    The Corcoran Gallery:

    Corcoran Gallery

    And… the Eisenhower Building? How come Ronald Reagan and George Washington merit such imposing structures, while Eisenhower is relegated to this humble construction?

    Eisenhower Building

    The TC, bless her cotton socks, was actually taken in by the sign, until we rounded the corner and spotted the actual Eisenhower Building:

    Eisenhower Building

    The Metro offers a painless, easy way to travel around Washington DC :

    Metro at Union Central, Washington, DC

    That’s all for today, dudes.


  • Bennetts Wallaby with joey in pouch

    This is the blog of Mark Wordsworm, the travelling worm. I’m a 25-year-old bookmark and can proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC).

    Today’s travel notes

    Me and the TC spent a couple of days in Freycinet Park, Tasmania. A Bennetts Wallaby, also called a red-necked wallaby, wandered into the car park at the start of the walk to Wineglass Bay Lookout.

    My impressions? Somewhat jaded, slightly faded – I’m referring to the wallaby, not to myself of course.

    The book I’m in

    Where Song Began, by Tim Low. The fascinating tale of how Australia’s birds took over the world.

    Recommended accommodation

    Freycinet Lodge in Coles Bay. The cabins are dotted around amongst the trees. Inside is clean and comfortable. Open the doors to step out amidst the trees, birds, wallabies and echidnas.

    The photos

    This worm can pardon the mother wallaby for her slightly dufus expression. It must be hard work carrying such a big joey in the pouch. And so hard to scratch that itch too!

    Here’s a still photo of the pair:

    Bennetts Wallaby with joey in pouch

    That’s all for today, dudes.


  • Echidna at Freycinet Park, Tasmania

    This is the blog of Mark Wordsworm, the travelling worm. I’m a 25-year-old bookmark and can proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC).

    Today’s travel notes

    Me and the TC spent a couple of days in Freycinet Park, Tasmania. We encountered a couple of echidnas, sometimes called spiny anteaters.

    Unlike other famed Australian creatures, echidnas are not marsupials, although they do have a pouch. So, why not a marsupial? Because they lay eggs and put the eggs into the pouch, whereas marsupials give birth to tiny babies which crawl into the pouch. This puts echidnas into a rare order called “monotremes”. The only other creatures in this order are platypuses.

    My impressions? Like a small prickly bear with ostrich tendencies.

    The book I’m in

    Where Song Began, by Tim Low. The fascinating tale of how Australia’s birds took over the world.

    Recommended accommodation

    Freycinet Lodge in Coles Bay. The cabins are dotted around amongst the trees. Inside is clean and comfortable. Open the doors to step out amidst the trees, birds, wallabies and echidnas.

    The photos

    Here’s the first echidna we saw. It “hid” when it heard us, by sticking its snout in a bush. After a few minutes it decided we must have gone away, so it came out to play:

    The TC, bless her cotton socks, says this has to be the cutest animal ever. This is the second echidna that crossed her path:

    Here’s a still photo of one of them:

    Echidna in Tasmania

    That’s all for today, dudes.


  • Salamanca Market in Hobart

    This is the blog of Mark Wordsworm, the travelling worm. I’m a 25-year-old bookmark and can proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC).

    Today’s travel notes

    Me and the TC, plus her husband whom this worm fondly dubs the “TC-once-removed”, spent a long weekend in Tasmania last week. We visited the Salamanca Market in Hobart on Saturday morning.

    My impressions? Colour, talent, scents, laughter.

    The book I’m in

    Catching Fire, part 2 of The Hunger Games, by Suzanne Collins. Classy teen science fiction that appeals to adults for its fast pace, clever social commentary and appealing characters.

    Travel tip

    Take a stroll around the streets in the area of the market, to smell the roses and absorb the architectural variety.

    Recommended restaurant

    This worm was a tad disappointed in the lunch we found near Salamanca Markets. I’d heard Hobart is a gourmet heaven, but the TC’s potato salad was decidedly below par. Enough said on that score.

    The photos

    Me in Salamanca Place:

    Salamanca Market in Hobart

    Looking up through Salamanca Market towards Gladstone street:

    Salamanca Market in Hobart

    A couple of the colourful market stalls, snapped by the TC-once-removed:

    Salamanca Market in Hobart

    The view from Gladstone street, looking down through the market:

    Salamanca Market in Hobart

    Nearby the market is Battery Point. It’s one of the longest-settled parts of Hobart, dating back to around 1804:

    Battery Point, Hobart

    The balcony on this building intrigued the TC-once-removed, because there’s no way of getting onto it:

    Hobart

    Wrought iron and roses:

    Hobart

    A rose, just because it is:

    A rose in Hobart

    That’s all for today, dudes.


  • Cockatoo Island in Sydney

    This is the blog of Mark Wordsworm, the travelling worm. I’m a 25-year-old bookmark and can proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC).

    Today’s travel notes

    Me and the TC spent yesterday afternoon on Cockatoo Island on the Parramatta River, immediately inland of Sydney harbour. It’s a forlorn place, strewn with gravel and history.

    My impressions? Sandstone, sheds and seagulls.

    The book I’m in

    Gidget, by Frederick Kohner. An engaging tale of a teenage surfer, written 1957. Clever use of language and style to carry along a simple story with tons of atmosphere.

    Travel tip

    When travelling to Cockatoo Island, take sunscreen and something to tie back your hair. (That is, if you have lots of it, as the TC does.)

    The photos

    Me on a metal lathe in the industrial area of Cockatoo Island:

    Cockatoo Island

    Cockatoo Island, as seen on Google Maps:

    Image created by Google Static Maps API: https://maps.googleapis.com/maps/api/staticmap?center=-33.8475896,151.1720669&zoom=16&size=470x352&maptype=satellite

    The Aboriginal name for the island is Wareamah. The Aboriginal people of the area used to come to the island to fish.  But there was no fresh water, so they didn’t live there permanently. In 1839 a governor of New South Wales decided the island was an ideal place to house prisoners and put them to work quarrying sandstone and building prison and military barracks and official residences.

    The entrance to the island from the ferry wharf:

    Cockatoo Island

    Walking into the industrial area:

    Cockatoo Island

    An impressive sandstone cliff on the right as you walk in, which has survived the extensive quarrying:

    Cockatoo Island

    A view of Sydney Harbour Bridge from the island:

    Cockatoo Island

    In the late 1800s and early 1900s, the island became a major ship-building site, playing a large part in ship construction and repair during World War II. Its use as a dockyard and construction facility for ships and submarines continued until 1992.

    Inside a huge ship-building shed on the island:

    Cockatoo Island

    The magnificent machinery made this worm feel small and insignificant:

    Cockatoo Island

    More machinery:

    Cockatoo Island

    A giant crane stands guard over the Parramatta River:

    Cockatoo Island

    These imposing beam benders are the remains of a hydraulically-powered plate-bending machine from the 1920s, used to bend metal plates up to 9 metres long and one inch thick for ship building:

    Cockatoo Island

    Below is one of the slipways used to launch ships after construction. Film buffs note: The ark at the top of the slipway was created for and used in the film “Unbroken”, directed by Angelina Jolie and filmed on the island last year:

    Cockatoo Island

    The solitary confinement cells on the island, opened to visitors only last week, and introduced with great enthusiasm by our charming guide:

    Cockatoo Island

    Inside the left-most solitary-confinement cell:

    Cockatoo Island

    A tunnel cut through the sandstone, built in 1912, and used as an air-raid shelter during WWII:

    Cockatoo Island

    A view through the window of the now roofless military guardhouse:

    Cockatoo Island

    Below is the prison barracks, built in 1839. The convicts themselves quarried the sandstone and erected the buildings. Our guide told us that each man had a specific style when hewing sandstone. You can still see the marks in the stone used in the buildings on the island. At the end of each day, the overseers could tally each man’s work just by looking at the distinctive cuts in the stone:

    Cockatoo Island

    Notice the seagull nesting at the bottom of the building in the above photo? Pro tip from a wary worm: You don’t need to worry about cockatoos on the island. They all left when people cut down the trees to make room for the convicts. So now the seagulls reign supreme. Go Jonathan! Be afraid, be very afraid. As our guide said, the chicks are cute but the parents are not.

    Cockatoo Island

    Inside the barracks:

    Cockatoo Island

    A window to freedom:

    Cockatoo Island

    That’s all for today, dudes.


  • Grand Canyon, cactus, and Arizona skies

    This is the blog of Mark Wordsworm, the travelling worm. I’m a 25-year-old bookmark and can proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC).

    Today’s travel notes

    Me and the TC are spending a few days in Arizona, USA. We started in the capital, Phoenix, then drove to the Grand Canyon via Sedona and Flagstaff. The roads are good, the views are grand. Names like “Dead Horse Ranch Road” and “Bloody Basin Road” reminded us that travel wasn’t always as easy as it is now.

    My impressions? Open skies, friendly people.

    The book I’m in

    Rules of Vengeance, by Christopher Reich. Fast action, intrigue, suspense.

    Recommended accommodation

    Little America Hotel, Flagstaff. Space and comfort.

    Recommended restaurant

    Diablo Burger in Flagstaff. Good food, friendly service, and a relaxed atmosphere.

    Travel tip

    Pack layers of clothing for travel in Arizona. The temperature in Phoenix was 40° Centrigrade (over 100° F). In Flagstaff, just two hours’ drive away, it was 18° C (64° F) and dropped to 9° C (48° F) at night.

    The photos

    Me at the Grand Canyon, Arizona, USA:

    Grand Canyon, cactus, and Arizona skies

    This worm does confess to a bit of nervousness when my Travelling Companion, the redoubtable TC, propped me in position for the above shot. There was a bit of a drop behind me. The wind was a trifle gusty, and I not so gutsy.

    This storm cloud moved in a few minutes later:

    Grand Canyon, cactus, and Arizona skies

    Two more intrepid souls:

    Grand Canyon, cactus, and Arizona skies

    Is it possible that this streamlet dug the mighty canyon?

    Grand Canyon, cactus, and Arizona skies

    This little lady was squirreling around the edges of the canyon, storing food for the babes in her tum:

    Arizona skies:

    Grand Canyon, cactus, and Arizona skies

    Drifting rain:

    Grand Canyon, cactus, and Arizona skies

    Delicate cactus hues:

    Grand Canyon, cactus, and Arizona skies

    All shapes and sizes:

    Grand Canyon, cactus, and Arizona skies

    A tiny ground squirrel living under a cactus:

    Grand Canyon, cactus, and Arizona skies

    When positioning me in this pose, the TC discovered that prickly pears are aptly named:

    Grand Canyon, cactus, and Arizona skies

    That’s all for today, dudes.


  • University of Queensland in Brisbane

    This is the blog of Mark Wordsworm, the travelling worm. I’m a 25-year-old bookmark and can proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC).

    Today’s travel notes

    Me and the TC popped over to Brisbane last week, to check out the two main campuses of the University of Queensland (UQ). My previous post includes moody shots of Ipswich and some fish in a library. Now for the lowdown on the big smoke itself.

    My impressions? A university with character, in a city of character, owned by a river full of attitude.

    The book I’m in

    The Intercept, by Dick Wolf. Fast, believable action.

    Recommended accommodation

    Manor Apartment Hotel, 289 Queen Street, Brisbane. It’s in the centre of the city. The service is friendly, the rooms are roomy, and the breakfast is excellent.

    Travel tip

    Take a ferry trip down the river. It’s not always the fastest way of getting from A to B, but it’s a great way of seeing the city and relaxing at the same time. The ferry ride from the Eagle Street Pier to the UQ campus (St Lucia) takes about half an hour.

    The photos

    Me on a map of Brisbane, on a podium, on the top of Mount Coot-Tha:

    Me and a map of Brisbane

    The dark squiggly line running across the map is the river.

    A view of the city of Brisbane, from the viewing site on Mount Coot-Tha:

    Brisbane seen from Mount Coot-Tha

    The St Lucia campus is further inland by a couple of bends of the river. In this picture, you can see the wall of the great court that lies in the centre of the UQ’s St Lucia campus. It’s to the right of the patch of river, in front of the four poles rising up from the bridge:

    Another view from Mt Coot-Tha

    St Stephen’s cathedral, Brissie:

    Cathedral of St Stephen in Brisbane

    “Brissie”, pronounced “Brizzy”, is the locals’ rather irreverent name for their city.

    We took the ferry from the CBD to the university’s St Lucia campus. Here’s the striking Kurilpa Bridge, seen from the ferry:

    Kurilpa Bridge

    Before depositing you on shores academical, this worm would like to take you on a diversion semiotical. Take a look at the sign below, which this worm spotted on a lavatory door at the end of a queue of women:

    Lavatory sign

    The women in the queue ignored this door. Instead, with great patience and forbearance, they were waiting in line for a single toilet, which had a sign containing just three pictures: the figure of a woman, a wheelchair, and a baby-changing platform. The patient queue assumed the first toilet (shown above) was for disabled people only, and the second was for everyone. The TC, bless her cotton socks, piped up that she was sure it was OK to use the disabled toilet. Imagine her delighted surprise, and that of everyone else in the queue, to discover six vacant toilets behind the above door, all ready and waiting for “ambulant” people’s use.

    So, this worm muses, past experience has conditioned us to expect a special toilet for disabled people and to assume the difficult word “ambulant” is yet another term for “disabled”. And we don’t read.

    Here’s another diversion. This worm as vastly amused to see the following sign in the hotel lobby. Shades of Sweeney Todd?

    Doors at the end of the hotel lobby

    A closer look:

    The words on the sign

    Moving on from dark humour to the light of academia, this is the outside wall of the magnificent great court at UQ’s St Lucia campus:

    Outside the great court

    Inside is spacious and restful:

    Inside the great court

    The detail on the walls:

    The inside walls of the great court

    One of the grotesques, rather gentler than many of that ilk:

    A close view of one of the heads on the wall

    That’s all for today, dudes.


  • Table Mountain – what’s it like on top?

    This is the blog of Mark Wordsworm, the travelling worm. I’m a 25-year-old bookmark and can proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC).

    Today’s travel notes

    Me and the TC were in Cape Town, South Africa, last week. We spent a day on Table Mountain. This worm has been there before (blogged too). The top of the mountain is one of the TC’s favourite places to be. This worm is fond of it too, though it can be a trifle draughty. I find myself hanging onto my hat, and the TC hanging onto me. It’s lucky one of us is the strong and silent type.

    My impressions? A place of quiet and beauty.

    The book I’m in

    The Secret She Kept, by Amelia Carr. Tangled secrets, tangled emotions. The TC is moving me through this well-written book at a good pace.

    Travel tip

    If the mountain is clear, go up it. Do not delay. Tomorrow may never come. Or the cloud may roll in.

    The photos

    Me at Maclear’s beacon on top of Table Mountain:

    Table Mountain - what's it like on top?

    We walked across the top of the mountain to Maclear’s Beacon. It’s a two-hour hike there and back, mostly flat with a short scramble when crossing from the front table to the back table. Great views, unique vegetation. Sir Thomas Maclear (1794 – 1879) was the queen’s astronomer at the Cape of Good Hope. He was a good friend of David Livingstone. One of the craters on the moon is named after him. Hmph, pretty famous, I suppose. He didn’t have a blog, though, unlike this worm.

    Maclear’s beacon is at the highest point of Table Mountain – more than a kilometer up, at 1085 metres) It’s not much to look at: Just a heap of stones, built  to act as a trigonometrical beacon. Still, it’s a good destination to aim for.

    Table Mountain - what's it like on top?

    A view of Table Mountain draped in cloud, seen from the Waterfront in Cape Town. The TC took this photo after we intrepid explorers had come back down the mountain. You can just make out the top cable car station, towards the midlle-right of the photo where the cloud cover ends:

    Table Mountain - what's it like on top?

    What on earth is that giant Lego man doing there? He is 18 metres high, made of 4200 Coca-Cola crates. A little bird told this worm the statue is called “Elliot” and is making a statement about recycling.

    A close-up view of the top cable car station, with one of the cars visible near the bottom of the picture:

    Table Mountain - what's it like on top?

    The next photo shows the view from the top. Those cables swoop down at a seemingly impossible angle, don’t they. At the end of the cables is the bottom cable car station. Also in the picture is Lion’s Head, the odd-shaped hill on the left of the cables. Cape Town city is to the right. In the bay, partially obscured by the cables, you can just make out Robben Island:

    Table Mountain - what's it like on top?

    If you’re lucky enough to be at the top when the cloud moves in, you’ll see it flowing off the mountain and dissolving in the warmer air. This video also shows the coast on the west side of the mountain, ending with an eagle-eye view of Camps Bay, a popular Cape Town beach:

    Walking into cloud on the mountain top is atmospheric and eerie:

    The TC will take pot shots at plants wherever she goes. Pot shots with her camera, of course:

    Table Mountain - what's it like on top?

    A plant in the mist:

    http://youtu.be/h9tNVNt-UPY

    Another pink plant:

    http://youtu.be/h9tNVNt-UPY

    A protea bush:

    Table Mountain - what's it like on top?

    A protea flower in bud, with a dead bloom behind:

    Table Mountain - what's it like on top?

    Back in the pink:

    Table Mountain - what's it like on top?

    Walking back towards the cable car station, we chose the city side of the mountain. The cloud was advancing, swooping off the edge and rolling down towards the city:

    That’s all for today, dudes.


  • Patting lions and licked by a giraffe in South Africa

    This is the blog of Mark Wordsworm, the travelling worm. I’m a 25-year-old bookmark and can proudly boast my own Hallmark serial number, 95 HBM 80-1. You’ll probably want to read all about me and my Travelling Companion (the TC).

    Today’s travel notes

    Me and the TC have recently returned from a trip to South Africa. While in Johannesburg, we visited the well-known Lion Park, in Honeydew. Get up close and personal with a lion, be licked by a giraffe, or chat to a meerkat.

    This post is mostly about lions. But I’ll tell you a bit about Johannesburg while we’re at it. In contrast to my usual adventure-filled writings, this is a post in which a whole lot of nothing happens. But it’s attractive nothingness, with just a hint of hidden violence.

    I see that the Lion Park has a celebrity wall. This worm is sure they’ll add my picture to it soon!

    My impressions? Somnabulance.  Slow-moving pedestrians on shimmering pavements. Umbrellas wavering in the haze of the summer heat. Barbed wire atop high walls. Electrified fences. Gorgeous shopping. Intense industry. Building, ever building. Chaotic crossroads. Hawkers. Quality and squalour. Awesome. Much inthe last few sentences describes the lions too. The giraffe is all awesome.

    The book I’m in

    Code to Zero, by Ken Follett. Titbits of rocket science, Soviet spies, CIA and NASA. Just want you want for a good, fast read.

    Travel tip

    If you’re going to get licked by a giraffe, have a wet wipe handy.

    The photos

    Me looking nonchalant, with lion looking uncomfortably interested:

    Lions and a giraffe outside Johannesburg, South Africa

    I twaut I taw a puddy tat:

    Lions and a giraffe outside Johannesburg, South Africa

    Sleeping lions – that’s all that happens in this video, honest:

    Lions are not always dignified:

    Lions and a giraffe outside Johannesburg, South Africa

    And then, that effortless dignity of the jungle king:

    Lions and a giraffe outside Johannesburg, South Africa

    I was safely inside the car with the TC when she took this photo:

    Lions and a giraffe outside Johannesburg, South Africa

    Safely? When a lion is just a few feet away and looking right at you, the thin metal of a car door seems a flimsy barrier.

    The other denizens of the park provide some light relief:

    Lions and a giraffe outside Johannesburg, South Africa

    You’ve just gotta love a face like that.

    Fancy being licked by a giraffe?

    Lions and a giraffe outside Johannesburg, South Africa

    The TC discovered that a giraffe’s tongue is long and slightly rough to the touch. The saliva is plentiful and sticky.

    Patting lions and licked by a giraffe in South Africa

    Mmmm:

    Lions and a giraffe outside Johannesburg, South Africa

    That’s all for today, dudes.